Cook the noodles according to the package and set aside.
Heat your oil and add garlic, onion, oyster sauce and your meat (if you're using it). Cook your meat all the way through.
Throw in your eggs and mix everything together.
Add the noodles, all additional ingredients except for the cilantro and lime juice and cook together until the vegetables are done but still crispy.
Transfer your noodle mixture to a bowl and garnish liberally with cilantro and a generous squeeze of lime.